We enter The Little Story Shop, with Mr. and Mrs. Little telling us a Christmas tale. It appears Mr. Little was quite the Scrooge back in the day. Carolers were aplenty, always singing, and it drove him nuts just like you will be by the end of the video. (There will be a distraction to many South Park fans because Mrs. Little sounds just like Eric Cartman’s Mother.) Mrs. Little goes on to tell the story of how Mr. Little has become such a whiny bastard because he clearly needs help at his toy shop. He indirectly wishes for it, and magically an annoying little elf appears! You want to shoot the elf in the head in the first 30 seconds due to his chalkboard scratching voice. The little troll doll does do plenty of work to help the cranky fart out. Soon the wood lawn ornament on strings gets a woody for a chick passing by staring at a doll in the shop window. It’s plain to see that in order for her to get the doll for free, she will have to suffer a few splinters from the elf that probably lives in a van down by the river.