Author Archive: Retro

A scientist doing experiments on a human fetus discovers a method to accelerate the fetus into a mature adult in just a few days. However, the “adult” fetus turns into a homicidal psycho and looks for a new formula to prevent her from aging further.

An expedition to the Moon finds an underground civilization of feline femmes and a giant spider filled with sawdust.

Crazy old woman has nutty Dr. Frank transplant her brain into the body of a beautiful young girl. Of course they work out the bugs by experimenting with a couple of foreign immigrants. Dir. Joseph V. Mascelli

A self-obsessed professor/genius tests his experimental immortality drug on himself. He slowly devolves to a sawed-off dinosaur, then primordial slime.

Aliens kidnap two children and take them to another planet for the purpose of getting knowledge from their brains, but Gamera follows and tries to rescue them.

A strange force transforms women into creatures who “mate” men to their deaths. Written by Nicholas Meyer (SEVEN PERCENT SOLUTION, STAR TREK II & VI).

Not a feature film, but several episodes of the TV series Rocky Jones, Space Ranger (1954) edited together and released as a feature.

The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. A camp classic!

Eve is a jungle girl brought up by apes. She is captured with a number of apes by a mad scientist, conducting mind control experiments on them. Eventually she is liberated by a young explorer.