Author Archive: Retro

Educational film details the consequences of those who “go all the way”!

This is the story of two apprentices who know more than their mentors. One is Kasper, who discovers the Hidan of Maukbeiangjow, to where six girls have been abducted. He is apprentice to Sam Trowel, whom Fred refers to as “private pig,” an independent investigator who gets his mission information through a time-delay self-destruct tape (that is a parody of Mission: Impossible). The other is Prudence, a Christian spiritualist who is an apprentice to a wizard named Aph. Aph has had the impudence to use vodoun rituals to possess corpses with demonic earth spirits, or the spirits of extraterrestrials summoned from the Red Star galaxy. Fred and Junior tie up Prudence and a zombified girl named Rosebush while an alien learning to use the body of Ruthie, one of Trowel’s operatives, keeps Kasper tied up while she guards whom she calls “the Prudence.” The first alien brought by Aph eventually takes Trowel’s body.

Trashy and exploitative, in a 70’s way. If you saw this film, chances are you saw it at a drive-in in the 70’s. It was tailor-made, I think, for the drive-ins, though the film was memorable in it’s own way. A film about an older woman teaching a younger man about sex was just what the teenagers of America wanted to see at a drive-in. Some nudity.

A 25-30-year old Hacienda-owner (David Hemmings) is misbehaving on women due to his traumatic youth; his mother (Alida Valli) covers him for his sadistic actions; however, when he wants the daughter of the mansion supervisor to serve for him, things seem to get totally out of hand. He ‘tames’ her, but when ‘tamed’ and finally married, the young woman (Andrea Rau) soon becomes the dominating person in the family.

These Nymphs will not merely shock you. They will drive you hysterical with laughter.

A bizarre collection containing the titles: “Satan and the Virgin”, “Rasputin and The Princess” and “Beauty and the Beast”. Monsters and strippers come together in this weird reel of film.

a reporter is writing an article about a nudist colony. He’s convinced by the man who runs the colony, Dr. King, and his beautiful secretary, Miss Prudence King (portrayed by Betty DeSalle) to experiences the pleasures of being nude. The film basically proves that nudists live just as ordinary people, with one obvious exception.

A cautionary tale about the evils of white slavery prostitution rings operating in America’s larger cities

Abused women rush off into the jungle to oppose their oppressors.