Author Archive: Retro

Albert has the enviable job of being employed by a plush hotel to cater to the female visitors. His duty is to satisfy them in any and every way possible. All is not well for Albert though because he falls in love with a rich and voluptuous woman who decides that maybe his career isn’t the best for the both of them. Will Albert become monogamous… has love changed his lifestyle?

Two beatniks get their kicks by dealing drugs and violence.

Explanation of the idea of nudism, shots people sporting in nudist resort.

Adult romp.

Male hunters in the jungle who stumble onto the sacred grounds of a ruthless, murderous, all-female tribe of Amazons. All the sirens are wearing zebra stribed bikinis, panties with matching high heels! They all learn English pretty fast and with different accents! Fans of “Wild Women Of Wongo” and “Cat Women Of The Moon” should check out this wonderful wacky junglegirl epic which is definitely pre-PC Hollywood.

Young high school girls must fight off evil men on their way home.

A girl and her brother fly to New Guinea to look for a lost expedition, led by her husband, which has vanished in the great jungle.

Educational film details the consequences of those who “go all the way”!

This is the story of two apprentices who know more than their mentors. One is Kasper, who discovers the Hidan of Maukbeiangjow, to where six girls have been abducted. He is apprentice to Sam Trowel, whom Fred refers to as “private pig,” an independent investigator who gets his mission information through a time-delay self-destruct tape (that is a parody of Mission: Impossible). The other is Prudence, a Christian spiritualist who is an apprentice to a wizard named Aph. Aph has had the impudence to use vodoun rituals to possess corpses with demonic earth spirits, or the spirits of extraterrestrials summoned from the Red Star galaxy. Fred and Junior tie up Prudence and a zombified girl named Rosebush while an alien learning to use the body of Ruthie, one of Trowel’s operatives, keeps Kasper tied up while she guards whom she calls “the Prudence.” The first alien brought by Aph eventually takes Trowel’s body.