Author Archive: Retro

134 fables each presented with a positive message for children.

For those who believe the Martians got Santa and replacements are in order, this prophetic little tale of the ranger (Hal Smith) who helps out a mother bear (Jean Vanderpyl) by playing Merry Old Nick to her two cubs. It takes place in Yogi Bear’s realm, but “another part of the forest.”

Little Burro goes on a miraculous adventure and witnesses the birth of Christ.

Shame, the ape man of the jungle, is aghast when his woman, June, is kidnapped by a gang of giant penises. They take her to their queen, Bazunga, a bald woman with fourteen breasts. After tangling with a gang of great white hunters, a marauding lion and the Molar Men, Shame sets off to rescue her with only his faithful friend Flicka at his side. He heads for that darkest of areas ….. Bush Country!