Author Archive: Retro

For those who believe the Martians got Santa and replacements are in order, this prophetic little tale of the ranger (Hal Smith) who helps out a mother bear (Jean Vanderpyl) by playing Merry Old Nick to her two cubs. It takes place in Yogi Bear’s realm, but “another part of the forest.”

Little Burro goes on a miraculous adventure and witnesses the birth of Christ.

Shame, the ape man of the jungle, is aghast when his woman, June, is kidnapped by a gang of giant penises. They take her to their queen, Bazunga, a bald woman with fourteen breasts. After tangling with a gang of great white hunters, a marauding lion and the Molar Men, Shame sets off to rescue her with only his faithful friend Flicka at his side. He heads for that darkest of areas ….. Bush Country!

In the year 2000 the dinosaurs reappear on planet Earth, terrorizing mankind. In the near future it’s discovered that the dinosaurs did not die off, but instead live on near the center of the Earth. The evil lord Tyrannus uses the mutated dinosaurs descendents to attack Earth in his effort to rule the world. Can Gemini Force, a group of four superpowered teens who’ve pledged to protect the Earth, stop his plans?