Author Archive: Retro

Shame, the ape man of the jungle, is aghast when his woman, June, is kidnapped by a gang of giant penises. They take her to their queen, Bazunga, a bald woman with fourteen breasts. After tangling with a gang of great white hunters, a marauding lion and the Molar Men, Shame sets off to rescue her with only his faithful friend Flicka at his side. He heads for that darkest of areas ….. Bush Country!

In the year 2000 the dinosaurs reappear on planet Earth, terrorizing mankind. In the near future it’s discovered that the dinosaurs did not die off, but instead live on near the center of the Earth. The evil lord Tyrannus uses the mutated dinosaurs descendents to attack Earth in his effort to rule the world. Can Gemini Force, a group of four superpowered teens who’ve pledged to protect the Earth, stop his plans?

During his boyhood, young Hans Christian Andersen is exposed to the musical fairy-tale dream world by Uncle Oley.