Author Archive: Retro

An alien, “Supersonic Man,” is sent to Earth to thwart the plans of a mad scientist who would destroy the galaxy itself with their weapons. Only his superpowers, which include flight, bulletproof skin, and the ability to turn guns into bananas, can save Earth from destruction. From the horrible credit sequence which desperately tries to copy SUPERMAN, to the super cheesy flying sequences, to scenes of hero lifting up things like an incredibly fake looking, wooden (yes, wooden) bulldozer, director J.P. Simon delivers the goods yet again! The man who brought you PIECES and SLUGS doesn’t disappoint.

Super criminals are planning to infiltrate Earth with mass nuclear destruction! Only Starman can defend civilization by thwarting evil!

A woman is tormented by strange dreams of astronauts on the moon. She visits a deserted seaside town whose inhabitants know her even though she does not know them.

European cult hero and pulp-fiction character Perry Rhodan travels to the moon and returns with two stranded, sickly astronauts from an advanced civilization. Dir. Primo Zeglio

Super criminals are planning to infiltrate Earth with mass nuclear destruction! Only Starman can defend civilization by thwarting evil!

3 aliens get a bit of their ‘friend’, Bernard, hacked off. Bernard keeps making the prat of himself play space ball. It’s while he is playing space ball that the 2 others start playing around with the ship’s controls. They accidentally disconnect his part of the ship, leaving him stranded whilst they crash into a large blue planet close by

Adult horror movie.

A nuclear accident creates a mutant race of blood-crazed zombies.

Big-footed monster tracks footprints around town after 25 years of peace and evil businessman attemtps to capture the creature for personal gain.