Author Archive: Retro

Aliens win the Earth in a contest and plan to blow it up. Comedic robot pals come to the rescue. With Yanti Somer.
A male and a female robot ( she has metal eyelashes) in love! A woman scientist working in a tight leather “swim suit”. A gymnast fighter ( we dubbed him “mr exercise” ) who jumps around during the movie. A hero who walks around like he is constipated. An army of evil “droids” with blond wigs and silver suits.

A supernatural shocker of bikers and devil worshipers.

Coffin Joe is still looking for the perfect woman to give birth to a son of his, and, cleared of the past crimes in the first film (At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul), keeps terrorizing the people in his small town with his iconoclast and sadistic practices.

An ex-convict, troubled by dreams that he strangles women, is hired as the caretaker on an estate owned by three very strange sisters. Soon after his arrival, a serial killer begins slaughtering blonde, blue-eyed women – and leaving their eyeballs in a bowl of water.

In an ancient castle, a mad scientist is trying to revive his dead daughter by an operation, but there are certain body parts he needs that he can’t get. His problem is solved when a group of drunken party-goers stumble into his castle.

A team of researchers travel into the African jungle to study the mysterious disappearance of elephants in the area. Instead they discover a tribe of voodoozombies who rise from the ground, capture the women, whip them and slice their heads off on an altar. The women return as vampires who look for more women to kill.

A man whose ancestors executed a witch is turned into a werewolf by modern-day descendants of the executed witch.

A Carpathian village is haunted by the ghost of a murderous little girl, prompting a coroner and a medical student to uncover her secrets while a witch attempts to protect the villagers.

A 300-year-old witch terrorizes a college town to get revenge on the descendant of the man who persecuted her.