Author Archive: Retro

Count Dracula (Hirsch) tries to prevent Halloween from being abolished by attempting to rejuvenate his dormant menage of monsters. He gives them an ultimatum: either become scary again or leave his castle. Light-hearted monster fun.

A Sheriff investigates why the guests at a local hostelry check in, but never check out.

A notorious secret society known as Spermula plans to return from the future and conquer Earth by neutering the male population.

Four women spend the night in an old deserted sanitarium on a mountain. They each in turn fall into the the evil hands of a doctor who forces them to suck each others blood and to whip innocent village virgins so they can lick the oozing cuts clean.

Six people renting a cabin in the woods of Utah run afoul of a legendary viking warrior who dons the claws and mouth of a bear, with no help in sight.

Howard is a mild-mannered young man who drives a truck for a commercial laundry. He’s also a mother-obsessed psycho who picks up young female hitchhikers, rapes them and kills them. As the bodies start piling up, the police finally begin to investigate.