Author Archive: Retro

An actress leaves a TV show to marry the sponsor, jeopardizing the careers of everyone on the show. The show’s writer devises a plot for the show involving a kidnapping, then turns it from fiction to fact.

A committee investigating TV’s first uncensored network examines a typical day’s programming, which includes shows, commercials, news programs, you name it. What they discover will surely crack you up! This outrageous and irreverent spoof of television launched the careers of some of the greatest comedians of all time.

An evening in a haunted house proves horrifying.

Aliens visit the solar-powered house of a middle-class family, and the house is suddenly sucked into a time warp that transports it back to prehistoric times.

A group of rich businessmen and military officers who are partying in an old castle are spared when a nuclear war ravages the earth. When they venture out into the nearest town to search for food and supplies, they find most of the residents blinded, and soon they discover the existence of a sinister group called The People Who Own The Dark.

Delightful Gallic wit runs rampant in this spy story played strictly for laughs. A harmless violinist, mistaken for a superspy, becomes the target of rival spies and hit men who try to set him up for his final bow. Lots of laughs, many chases and some tastefully naughty adult situations.

Schoolgirl Josefine learns from an early age to use sex to gain advantages. The school’s gym teacher is arrested and accused of indecent behavior but the court dismisses the case when Josefine uses her female charm on the jurors.

A self-styled “urban guerrilla” in Greenwich Village is sent on various assignments across the country by a mysterious “commander.”

A busload of tourists stops in to visit a small European town. What they don’t know is that the town is completely inhabited by vampires.