Author Archive: Retro

After witnessing a man’s death in a bizarre accident, Father Pergado goes on a spiritual retreat, where he encounters his alien double bent on world conquest.

Spies discover that the Red Chinese have built a “doomsday machine” capable of destroying the surface of the Earth, and that they plan to use it within a matter of days. Meanwhile, Project Astra, a manned U.S. space mission to Venus, is in its final hours before launch when it is taken over by the military and nearly half of its all-male crew is replaced by women. The reason for this becomes apparent when, shortly after Astra leaves orbit, the Earth is completely destroyed in a global cataclysm! Is the human race doomed? What dangers and wonders await the crew of the Astra on their journey to Venus?

US Border Patrol agent Frank Cooper is keeping a fine balance between doing his duty and empathizing with illegal Mexican border jumpers in 1970s California.

A phantom horseman who appears every night with a human head tucked under his arm lets it be known that he is searching for eight gunfighters.

A Nazi scientist and a woman known as a “spider goddess” attempt to develop a nerve gas made from spider venom.

A murderous barber and his equally psychopathic friend, a baker, hatch a plan whereby the barber murders people and the baker makes them into pies to be sold in his shop.

Beth is a young woman who’s mother was burned at the stake for being a witch, and Beth must struggle with the legacy involving a curse where she will inherit her mother’s powers. Beth also deals with being shunned by society for her past as well as develop a romance with a local fisherman, and then seeks protection from society by hiding out with a simple-minded hunchback.

Flash Gordon, Dale Arden and Dr. Zarkov return to the planet Mongo for an antidote to the Purple Death, which wreaking destruction on Earth. However, Ming the Merciless has other plans for them.

Tatty and terrible ‘peek-a-boo’ smut about four girls and their mild/sleazy bookings at a cheeze-cake model agency run by bacillophobic Richard B. Shull. Big pants, topless screaming, paddling and pointy bras await for those drunk enough to sit through it.