Author Archive: Retro

An adventurer hunting for treasure in Greece accidentally frees a monster that forces local villagers to sacrifice virgins.

A former Cosa Nostra henchman seeks greener pastures. Hiring himself out as a hit man, he immediately lands a job. His mission: wipe out his old boss.

Two hippies on their way to a cocaine deal get stopped by the police at a roadblock, resulting in a shootout where they kill the cops. They then go on a crime spree of robbery and murder.

A woman has dreams that she is a werewolf so she goes out and finds men. She proceeds to have sex with them and then rip their throats out with her teeth. She eventually falls in love but then she is raped and her lover is murdered so she goes out for revenge.

The tale of the Aloha Cheerleaders’ struggle against Lincoln high. High points include such events as the Aloha girls raiding a Lincoln classroom to get drugs, then putting aforementioned drugs in the cafeteria food while the state school inspectors are present. meet David Hasselhoff as Boner!

Warhawk Tanzania plays an urban afro American, who hates the gang warfare all around him. In desperation, Tanzania summons a demon from the subway system to purge his neighborhood of punks. Unfortunately, the demons are uncontrollable, resulting in the deaths of several innocent people.

Carrie, Mitzie, and Chicago are offered early parole if they become test subjects for Dr. Blalock. He gives the women a drug to induce hostile behavior and after a while the women have a hard time conducting themselves in a civil manner.

A group of black Vietnam vets go up against the Ku Klux Klan.

A female bisexual artist turns out to be a vampire.