Author Archive: Retro

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  • April 1, 2023
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Cotter is a Sioux Indian whose life takes a tragic turn when his drinking
causes him to fail in his job as a rodeo clown and save a rider from an
enraged bull. Returning to his birthplace, seeking an old friend, Cotter
finds himself faced with despair and depression. Events take a grim turn
when a rancher is found dead and the hostile townspeople blame the ‘drunken
Indian’. As a lynch mob searches for him, and he tries to get help from his
friends, the hunted Cotter learns a grim lesson in regards to his fellow
humans. Written by alfiehitchie

Two teenagers set out on a 2000-mile sailboat journey from California to Hawaii.

Cat and mouse game between corrupt cop and a serial killer. Aka Copkiller.

  • April 1, 2023
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There’s a lot of pressure and politics going on behind-the-scenes at a Madison Square Garden martial arts tournement. AKA: DRAGON AND THE COBRA.

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Searching for his young daughter, and pursued by members of the Ninja, Lee Van Cleef teams up with young drifter instructs him in the martial arts.

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A collection of sexy jokes.

Sleepy-eyed nice guy Lee Ritter and his vapid, but pretty wife, Susan accept the invitation of mysterious vixen Diane LeFanu to visit her in her secluded desert estate. Tensions arise when the couple, unaware at first that Diane is in reality a centuries-old vampire, realize that they are both objects of the pale temptress’ seductions.

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