Author Archive: Retro

Searching for his young daughter, and pursued by members of the Ninja, Lee Van Cleef teams up with young drifter instructs him in the martial arts.

A collection of sexy jokes.

Sleepy-eyed nice guy Lee Ritter and his vapid, but pretty wife, Susan accept the invitation of mysterious vixen Diane LeFanu to visit her in her secluded desert estate. Tensions arise when the couple, unaware at first that Diane is in reality a centuries-old vampire, realize that they are both objects of the pale temptress’ seductions.

When Milano police lieutenant Giorga’s chief is murdered by an organized crime ring, he vows to avenge his boss’s death. Going undercover to continue the chief’s investigation, he plans to take over a pimping outfit and then proceed to beat up enough low-level thugs until the big guys in the crime ring take notice of him, letting him get close enough to uncover their secrets. Should this unorthodox method actually work, he still must take down the entire organization single-handed.

20 years after the death of his parents, a martial artist sets out to avenge their deaths by pretending he doesn’t know kung fu. But when it is revealed that he does know kung fu, the killer sets to kill him and his friends.

Lee and his wife Susan accept the invitation of mysterious, Diane, to visit her secluded desert estate. Tensions arise when the couple, unaware that Diane is a vampire, realize that they are both objects of the pale temptress seductions.

After being framed, a cowboy is sent to jail. After his time is served, he leaves with vengeance in his heart. Soon he meets a young Native American woman and together they go to settle their score with a small town and its corrupt leader.

Scientist attempts to fish flying saucer out of lake. Mystery ensues.

An electronics expert searching for evidence of aliens picks up signals that he believes are from an alien spacecraft–and they are coming from a lake near town.