Author Archive: Retro

Stylistically resembling a German REPORT film by way of an American storefront feature ( SEX & THE OFFICE GIRL purports to show what happens behind closed doors during a late-night office crunch session. Forced to spend the evening at work catching up on filings for a big new account the office pool quickly finishes its duties but, unlike a typical workplace where everyone would be dashing for the door, decides to stick around and – in true 60s fashion – have a nightcap and an orgy.

Jesus Christ is born again on Earth. But his father is a hardcore Southern Baptist, and during his teen years, Jesus rebels, joining a biker gang and leading an LSD-fueled pilgrimage to “the West” to fight “the establishment.”

An abusive headmistress runs a secluded school for wayward girls in 19th century France, whose students are “disappearing” under mysterious circumstances after dark.

A beautiful virgin inherits a castle, but when she arrives at it, she finds that the inhabitants include a strange nobleman and a bevy of beautiful women she suspects may be vampires.

A beautiful virgin inherits a castle, but when she arrives at it, she finds that the inhabitants include a strange nobleman and a bevy of beautiful women she suspects may be vampires.

Earthquakes in central Korea turn out to be the work of Yongary, a prehistoric gasoline-eating reptile that soon goes on a rampage through Seoul.

Earthquakes in central Korea turn out to be the work of Yongary, a prehistoric gasoline-eating reptile that soon goes on a rampage through Seoul.

24 hours in a woman’s life in which she has sexual realations with both her husband and her lover.

An alien is dispatched from a faraway galaxy to take over the Earth by “duplicating” humans and creating a race of zombies resembling animated pottery in this low-budget sci-fi film. Enjoy the opening and closing shots of the alien spacecraft resembling a Christmas tree bauble dancing in space, the faces of the “duplicated” humans shattering like a cheap vase when thrown to the floor, and the formative “duplicates” as they are cooked up in the lab in individual coffins. The alien’s heart is softened by the persevering goodness of a beautiful blind woman, deeply conflicting his motives as the film plods to its “climactic” confrontation between the humans and their counterfeit duplicates.