Author Archive: Retro

The fabled queen of Egypt’s affair with Roman general Marc Antony is ulimately disastrous for both of them.

A group of bandits stage a brazen train hold-up, only to find a determined posse hot on their heels..

A group of bandits stage a brazen train hold-up, only to find a determined posse hot on their heels.

A group of astronomers go on an expedition to the Moon.

Arrogant driver Windy Riley is crossing from New York to San Francisco in his car. However a wrong traffic plate in the desert misguides him and her goes to Hollywood instead. Windy loses his car to the bank since he has not paid the last installment, but the Repo Man runs into the car of a Hollywood executive and falsely blames Windy for the accident. The man sends Windy to work in the Publicity Department to pay for the damages in his car. Meanwhile, actress Betty Gray is in trouble with the studio due to bad publicity and the studio will call off her contract if she gets in trouble again. When Windy Riley arrives in the department, he believes that he is expert in publicity and he kidnaps film director Joseph Ross expecting to promote the film and Betty Gray. But snoopy reporter Lane finds that the director is missing and Windy needs to [...]

This one is about two buckaroos who dump flour on each other and roll each other around in barrels, their girlfriends — one pretty, the other fat — and the pretty one’s bear, Danger — when you’re good looking, people put up with an awful lot. It’s fast, it’s silly, it’s uncomplicated. Good enough.