Author Archive: Retro

Joe Rock plays the title character, a sailor named Chop Suey Louie. When he arrives in China, he sees a pretty lady being attacked and comes to her rescue. But in the process, her watch is stolen and her father announces he’ll pay ANYTHING to get the watch back…and Louie jumps into action. He takes on the evil gang of kinda Chinese looking guys and eventually is able to outsmart them. But, his boat is about to sail and Louie needs to think fast to get back on time.

It would be an impossibility even in three reels to give the complete history of this most wonderful man. In presenting this picture we have selected a few only of the best-known and most famous scenes in his life. Commencing the story with a summer evening at Malmaison we see in progress one of the most magnificent fetes of the kind that took place only in France, during the height of Bonaparte’s power, and at which are present Napoleon and Josephine. Following this is the well-known scene when Napoleon on his rounds discovers a sentry asleep behind a haystack, takes up the latter’s gun and continues his duties to the astonishment of the soldier when he awakes. We next come to the Battle of Austerlitz and the incident of the guard who was decorated by Napoleon for refusing to allow him to pass without the watchword. The battle itself is shown very vividly in all [...]

Madeline Hurlock is tired of her husband (Ben Turpin) ignoring her to go hunting so she runs off with one of his friends.

When a bottle of hair tonic renders him bald, Jimmie is mistaken for a famous French beautician and is called upon to demonstrate his skills.

A disfigured young woman with two beautiful sisters is courted by a blind man. Will he still love her when his sight is restored?