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- February 2, 2021
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- Comments Off on The Wide Open Spaces Or The Cowboys Lament 1931
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- Comments Off on A Calamitous Elopement 1908
A young couple are enjoying a romantic interlude in the young woman’s home, when her father discovers them and angrily chases the young man out of the house. They thus decide to elope, and they make plans accordingly. But as they are leaving, a thief discovers their plans, and he decides to turn the situation to his own advantage.
- February 2, 2021
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- Comments Off on Sunk By The Census 1940
Edgar is a census taker, but is primarily interested in finding a rich widow for his father-in-law (Billy Franey), so he won’t have to continue to support him. All Pop wants to make him happy is a cow. When Edgar comes home with both a cow and a phony rich widow, the results are not what Edgar planned for.
- February 2, 2021
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- Comments Off on College Vamp 1930
Dir. Mack Sennet. College professor finds it “convenient” to hire an actress to assist him to teach his classis, to his own chagrin.
- February 2, 2021
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- Comments Off on Dummy Owner 1938
Leon’s boss buys a racehorse, but doesn’t want word to get out that he is the owner, so he has the papers filled out showing Leon as the owner of record. At first, Leon is excited, but the arrangement soon creates difficulty for him. First, he knows nothing about horses except how to bet on them, and second, when his wife finds out, she is furious.
- February 2, 2021
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- Comments Off on Bathing Beauties and Big Boobs 1918
A man decides to stage a fake robbery in front of his girlfriend’s father (who doesn’t like him), hoping it will make the father change his opinion. Unfortunately, real crooks wind up taking the money from the “robbery”, and the boyfriend has to get it back.
- February 2, 2021
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- Comments Off on Just A Minute! 1922
A young man wants to elope with his pretty girlfriend, but her father–the local police chief–won’t let them leave town.
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- Comments Off on Spliced and Iced 1917
In the spring a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of matrimony, and Musty is no exception. In spite of all the warnings voiced by his married friends. Musty takes the leap. The results are terrible from Musty’s point of view, but furnish a series of incidents that cannot but elicit mirth and laughter from theater patrons.
- February 2, 2021
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- Comments Off on Chickens in Turkey 1919
When a yacht owned and crewed only by women sails up to the shores of Turkey, the only man in sight is Marcel Perez. When he comes aboard, the young lovelies dress him in woman’s clothing so the man-hungry owner won’t grab him. Soon, however, pirates seize everyone and sell the women to a Turkish Pasha, who is particularly taken with the lovely Marcel. Only Dorothy Earle had escaped the pirates’ notice, so she dresses in men’s clothing to rescue everyone.



